Warning:

Every stone's a throw

Every home's a goal

Living without penicillin can be illuminating

Feeling downtrodden whilst coming around

                                               'n'

All aboard the Rattled Nerves

Walk the plank and fall right off

Continue drinking in the park

They say it has the best opening hours

Advice:

Never swing on trees when you've got a hole shaped like a latch key

Never eat from bins, stick to the set menu of your local council

Remember Rod and Emu as fondly as you can

Hold firm the image, close eyes hold breath

And at 3.45pm everyday for the rest of your life

Bring forth the image and pray to the blue bird

As if it is a vulture of Cthulhu and the green witch

Is abandoned carrion


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