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P.G. Wodehouse is one of my favorite humorist authors; always sure to make me chuckle when I can really use good laugh. This is one of those seasons. His quotes are equal parts insightful and funny. Here are just a few:

~"Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem that we men can never hope to solve."

~"And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need."

~"The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number."

~"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

That last one gets me every time! Happy Tuesday.